Merry Christmas

Leica Summicron 35mm

On the Biking Blog “Ride it like you stole it!” which is sadly no more by Dave Dragon, there was a poem “The Biker’s Night Before Christmas”.

I have posted this before but as it is Christmas Eve I thought I was worth posting again.

 

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the pad,

There was nada happenin’, now that’s pretty bad.

The woodstove was hung up in that stocking routine,

In hopes that the Fat Boy would soon make the scene.

With our stomachs packed with tacos and beer,

My girl and I crashed on the couch for some cheer.

When out in the yard there arose such a racket,

I ran for the door and pulled on my jacket.

I saw a large bro’ on a ’56 Pan

Wearin’ black leathers, a cap, and boots (cool biker, man).

He hauled up the bars on that bikeful of sacks,

And that Pan hit the roof like it was running on tracks.

I couldn’t help gawking, the old guy had class.

But I had to go in — I was freezing my ass.

Down through the stovepipe he fell with a crash,

And out of the stove he came dragging his stash.

With a smile and some glee he passed out the loot,

A new jacket for her and some parts for my scoot.

He patted her fanny and shook my right hand,

Spun on his heel and up the stovepipe he ran.

From up on the roof came a great deal of thunder,

As that massive V-twin ripped the silence asunder.

With beard in the wind, he roared off in the night,

Shouting, “Have a cool Yule, and to all a good ride!”

The AA – the other emergency service

Here in the U.K. We have five main emergency services. Police and Fire Brigade are the main two. Always under pressure and under funded we have the NHS ambulance service, then there is the RNLI a charity that looks after those of us who like to sail and swim off shore, and finally our mountain rescue teams again a charity.

We also have a number of companies that offer roadside assistance when you break down, the AA (Automobile Association) and RAC (Royal Automobile Club) and green flag are the most well known. 

We are members of The AA. I often complain about the yearly fee but the odd time we have needed them it’s been truly worth it. 

Tonight was just such an occasion. The Honda motorcycle has only let us down twice and tonight was the second time when the throttles cable broke, not bad for a seventeen year old motorcycle. 

Caroline was riding the Honda home when it happened. She coasted to the side of the road and pushed the bike a mile to the nearest layby to get it safe. Traffic generally gave her room except for one Sainsbury Petrol Tanker that just missed her by inches. 

The AA where excellence and soon rescued her and got my wife and the Honda home safe. 
Thank You AA you truly are the other emergency services. 

a Biker’s Night Before Christmas

On the Biking Blog “Ride it like you stole it!” which is sadly no more by Dave Dragon, there was a poem “The Biker’s Night Before Christmas”.

I have posted this before but as it is Christmas Eve I thought I was worth posting again.

 

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the pad,

There was nada happenin’, now that’s pretty bad.

The woodstove was hung up in that stocking routine,

In hopes that the Fat Boy would soon make the scene.

With our stomachs packed with tacos and beer,

My girl and I crashed on the couch for some cheer.

When out in the yard there arose such a racket,

I ran for the door and pulled on my jacket.

I saw a large bro’ on a ’56 Pan

Wearin’ black leathers, a cap, and boots (cool biker, man).

He hauled up the bars on that bikeful of sacks,

And that Pan hit the roof like it was running on tracks.

I couldn’t help gawking, the old guy had class.

But I had to go in — I was freezing my ass.

Down through the stovepipe he fell with a crash,

And out of the stove he came dragging his stash.

With a smile and some glee he passed out the loot,

A new jacket for her and some parts for my scoot.

He patted her fanny and shook my right hand,

Spun on his heel and up the stovepipe he ran.

From up on the roof came a great deal of thunder,

As that massive V-twin ripped the silence asunder.

With beard in the wind, he roared off in the night,

Shouting, “Have a cool Yule, and to all a good ride!”

Banjo in the Sun

The weather has been unseasonably warm recently and on a recent commute into Lincoln, I took the back country route.  I was surprised and pleased to see a pickup truck parked up, and behind it a young man in a deck chair playing the Banjo in the sun.

It was such a surprising thing to see in the countryside of Lincolnshire.

BMW R1200RT – A second Test

BMW-R1200RT

We had this Monday free so I spoke to my local BMW dealer and asked to borrow a BMW R1200RT.  This is a boxer twin cylinder, my favourite BMW engine with lots of character as denoted by the first R in the name, so a more recent and more powerful version of the boxer twin in my current R1200GS.  The last two letters denote tourer.

The loan bike in question was a special addition RT with all the toys, including different engine profiles, handling and suspension profiles as well as the ability to ignore the clutch when riding in a spirited manner and cruise control.

This is the second time we have tried out the RT, as a tourer its hard to beat, but we need more than that from a bike.

The primary use for us for a motorcycle is commuting, which is a mix of minor country roads, dual carriageways and city roads and traffic with extra potholes thrown in for free.

The secondary use is for holidaying.  Being able to cover big distances in comfort for the two of us, plus carry luggage.  But once at the destination we tend to leave the comforts of the main roads and head out of very minor roads to remote locations around the British Isles and Europe.

Lastly I want a bike we can both easily ride.

Our current GS is great for commuting, is OK for long distances and luggage and brilliant at minor roads; it is a poor bike for Caroline, its sheer size and height makes it a challenging ride in some situations.

Crossing the Ford
Crossing the Ford

This ride was to test out some of the more challenging Lincolnshire roads but first we set the seat from high to low and Caroline gave it a quick try.

It felt light and very well balanced with the weight being low, easy to handle.  The big plus was the seat was plush and very comfortable.

We then loaded our day sack into the left pannier after first learning how to use the central locking for the luggage and off we went.

The first section was fast dual carriageway, the front screen was electrically adjustable as we rode, so I put it all the way down then slowly brought it back up until the buffeting and wind noise disappeared, Caroline immediately commented on the extra comfort this brought.

We took a scenic route through Lincolnshire testing out the bike on fast to medium slow roads a first, playing with the cruise control and other toys.  In this situation the bike was outstanding and very good, the GS is just as good but possibly not quite as comfortable.  I would say the GS was quicker but then I have been riding GS’s for over seven years now and RT’s for a total of about two days so not a fair comparison.  I could certainly see the RT at being great at covering the miles getting us to the remote holiday destinations we love.

We arrived at the little seaside resort of Sutton on Sea and stopped for lunch.  It was an easy matter to pull the bike up onto the bike parking area (possibly meant for bicycles) but it meant we were not using up a car space thus did not need a ticket ;).

Next surprise was when we tried to store the helmets.  Caroline’s crash helmet does fit in my GS top box but mine is a struggle.  Both our helmets easily fitted into the panniers, the luggage capacity of the RT is simply immense.

Being at the seaside and despite us both being on diets at the moment we indulged in a lovely fish and chip lunch.  Once refreshed we headed up the coast road picking more challenging and twisty routes to take us back to the BMW garage.

As a bit of an experiment I took a number of corners in a gear too high.  Many bikes run wide but the GS is unusual in that it can be pulled round corners no matter how tight, extremely quickly and easily.  While the RT was no GS I was happily surprised at how well it handled, you noticed its a bigger bike and while slower through the tight bends it could handle them well, it certainly would not put you off tackling some of the more tricky rural roads the UK has to offer.

Before heading back we took in a local town to see what the RT was like in slow town traffic and as expected, no issues; the low centre of gravity and easy riding position made it all quite easy.  While the view ahead was not in the GS league that was less of an issue.  If I was to do a lot of commuting on an RT then I think the side panniers would get left at home and I would manage with just the top box and a tank bag.

While in town I had a quick fiddle with some of the information screen options.  The instantaneous fuel reading was very interesting.  On average during the ride so far I had managed 57 mpg, not bad for such a big bike, in town with a mostly closed throttle the instantaneous reading was hitting 80 mpg and only dropping to 60 mpg when I opened up to pull out and hit the gaps in the traffic.

Back at the garage it was with a certain degree of sadness I handed over the keys, but while there I took the opportunity to pick up another pair of BMW gloves, my last set lasted me over five years before needing slight repair and considering I ride over 250 days a year in all weathers that is very good.

We certainly will not be buying a new bike this year but the RT has given me a lot to think about.

Thanks to Marshall BMW at Grimsby for the loan.

Oh and on a photography note, I spotted a number of possible landscape scenes on the trip and also the RT has a locking glove compartment, next time I’ll have to check if something like a Ricoh GR or Leica Q can fit in there.

Lincoln Bike Fest

Biker Days
Biker Days

If you don’t like motorcycles or motorcyclists then once again, this weekend was not the time to be in Lincoln.  This weekend was the Lincoln Bike Fest, and annual event where hundreds of bikers turn up and park up on the Brayford Wharf.  Its worth a visit to see the sites and there are some nice restaurants and bars also on the Wharf so plenty to do.

BMW F800R

BMWMI_master_outdoor_1920x1080px_3Its service time for the BMW this week so I get to ride a loaner, this time a BMW F800R. It’s a fun naked sporty number that can be easily rode or you can get your head down and push on.

Being a naked bike it’s more a sunny day ride and the riding position does put a lot more weight on your arms then I am used to with the GS.

A fun bike but not one I would choose for a long term bike. I like my creature comforts as I ride every day.

Jumping back on the GS a few days later made the big GS seem absolutely huge.  At 40,000 miles now the 1200cc boxer engine is nicely run in and with the major service, new tires and brake pads it certainly feels like a new bike.

I’ll be taking it easy over the next few days while I scrub in the tires, and also bed in the brakes but then, well; Summer is coming!

Harley-Davidson Super Rally in Lincoln

BMW R1100S - locked and loaded

I am not a Harley rider but a BMW rider, but it was great to see over the last few days all the Harley Davidsons arriving this week for the Super Rally.  Harley riders from all over Europe are this weekend descending on Lincoln for a great weekends Rally.  One of the great biker rallys at one of the worlds great cities.

Natures Photoshop

Crossing the Ford
Crossing the Ford

Last night while riding the BMW home in the late afternoon sun, I saw a view that really made me appreciate living in the English countryside.  There was a hint of rain in the distance so black dark clouds were in the distance but in the foreground was the brightly lit rapeseed fields and fresh green of the up coming crops.  The colours and contrast against the dark sky with the sun streaming through gaps in the cloud to form columns of light against the dark was simply stunning.

If I had stopped to take a photograph and submitted it for criticism then photo editors and critics would have complained about my heavy handed and unrealistic use of Photoshop and HDR techniques, but this was real and in front of me.  Inspiring stuff.

A New Year and back on the Bike

BWM GS at Castle Howard
BWM GS at Castle Howard

Today was our first day back at work for 2015, as is usual we commuted on the motorcycle and as is traditional I made a note of the milage, as I like to keep a track of my yearly motorcycle milage.

This year saw the GS hit 36946 miles so that was 4894 for 2014.  It seems every year we do less.  We have not done a big bike holiday for a couple of years now and its likely to be at least another year before we do another one as we have too much to do at home, still I am sure we will find time for the odd day trip to Whitby.